Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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