It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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