You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
Never joke about your clitoris.
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