they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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