How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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