He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
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