when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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