i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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