Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
My dad just drunkly made a toast in front of my entire extended family "to my daughter the recent and sucessful college and to my son the drunken whore-monger"
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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