I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
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I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
