Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
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