what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
You can make out without kissing
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