yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
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