I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
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