So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
Randomize
