I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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