When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
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