You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
Randomize
