We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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