sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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