what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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