so explain again why im purple
no
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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