Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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