So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
this beer tastes like vomit already
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
then he tried to convert me to islam
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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