absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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