when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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