How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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