kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
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