I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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