just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Randomize
