Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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