You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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