It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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