OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
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