Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I just threw up on my dentist
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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