Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
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