WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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