Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
it's like heaven, but drunker
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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