is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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