I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Randomize
