so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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