I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
no you cant smoke seaweed
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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