Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
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