he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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