mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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