whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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