Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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