Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
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