Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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