No subtext here. People are naked.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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