The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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