I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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